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He Was Too Tall for This World

by Jane Marie

Allow Women Into Your Life

by Edith Zimmerman

The Feisty Lord of the Camera Commercials

by Edith Zimmerman

Waiter, There’s a Calorie in My Salad, and Other Things I Told My Congressperson

by Edith Zimmerman

Teenager Fakes Her Own Pregnancy for a Really Good Reason

by Cassie Murdoch

The Tiniest Muppet Show

by Cassie Murdoch

The Glamour Glaze Krispy Kreme: A Magazine Doughnut

by Edith Zimmerman

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1. Kiss of Life Now Only Metaphorical
2. Don’t Buy That Rapist. You’ll Just Regret It.
3. “I’m Sorry, I Didn’t Bring My Constitution With Me”
4. Hotel Chelsea Up for Sale
5. Margaret Thatcher in Hospital, Currently in “Chirpy” Condition